I want to apologize to Hazelnut for calling her an insane woman when I referred to the person who has been holding me hostage for all this time. She may be slightly nutty, but insane was crossing a line.
Thanks Hazelnut for agreeing to send me on to my next host.
Help Me! I’ve been gnome-napped by this insane woman who won’t let me go. I’ve been able to slip free and get online for a moment, but I don’t know how much time I have until she comes back. Please can’t someone rescue me?
Rufus freaked me out because I thought that I had injured him, but it turns out that he has been already been treated for his injury.
First he took me to the ambulance hall and stuck me in an obstetrics dummy, then he took me to paramedic class and stuck me in the pelvic cavity of a skeleton, then he allowed me to be attacked by a lobster, and most recently he let me be sodomized by a Billy doll. I’m concerned about what he may do with me next.
While I was visiting her, I learned how much she loves her pets.
She was also very nice to me.
My favorite memory of daniemcghee is celebrating her birthday with her. We had so much fun at the bar. At least I think we did. The night’s pretty much a blur to me. What happened in Durand, I guess stayed in Durand.
Cathibeth helped patch me up after an unfortunate accident. Then she later took me out to play in the snow. I almost felt like home except it was summer when I left not winter.
Cheripop came and met me while I was staying with Barak in Israel. Then she took me to the United States with her and showed me around Chicago. She’s very nice and even took me ice skating. She was a very cordial host.
Cheryl’s coming to visit Barak while he’s hosting me. I can’t wait to meet her because Barak has some great travel plans for us around Israel.
Plus she’s met lazlozian and he’s a cool guy.
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